If you’re a bird, I’m a bird: a note on clients testifying
One of our most cherished rights in America is the right to remain silent when charged with a crime. You might wonder why this right is...
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You can be a defense attorney with these 7 easy steps!
Are you interested in pursuing an exciting career as a high priced criminal defense attorney, but don’t have the time and money for law...
I love/fear you noble all-powerful prosecutor
Lesser known brother Zeus Stolle smiting defense attorneys. I am a defense attorney. My job is to fight like hell for my clients...even...
Hands up motherfu**er, this is a consensual encounter!
I used to have a ritual of reading the new Court of Appeals of Virginia (CAV) opinions every Tuesday afternoon in my office with a hot...
Lil' Tay FIGHTS Bhad Bhabie (How bow dah?)
Alright, if you clicked on this article you have a 99% chance of picking up a DUI at some point in your life. So go on and grab a...
Grimace's butt is protected speech under the First Amendment
Ronald and Wendy are in a committed relationship. One day Wendy is perusing Ronald’s phone when she comes upon something that shocks her....
I Don't Want a Public Defender, I Need a REAL Lawyer.
As attorneys in private practice, we’ve come to fully appreciate the powerful social stigma attached to public defenders. A fairly...
How can you defend "those people?" Why defense attorneys do what they do.
Atticus Finch is the fictional patron saint of defense attorneys. In a racist town, he had the courage to stand up for a black man at...
Coach K is a degenerate cheater. Circumstantial evidence explained.
Duke basketball is an abomination to humanity. They are led by a villain named Coach K who manages to combine the sanctimony of a...
What the Court of Appeals looks like from the perspective of a defense attorney.
The community of defense attorneys in Virginia who handle criminal appeals is small. There are good reasons why most attorneys do not...
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