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"Take Your Motions to Suppress, Roll 'Em Up Real Tight, And Insert Them Up Your Booty,"
Officer after being informed that he can have no pie because of illegal search. Police officers are overwhelmingly good and honorable...


Ugly + Poor = Reasonable Suspicion
Do you associate with ugly, sick, or poorly groomed people? Perhaps a co-worker with bad skin? Maybe a high school bud who wears a ratty...


If you’re a bird, I’m a bird: a note on clients testifying
One of our most cherished rights in America is the right to remain silent when charged with a crime. You might wonder why this right is...


You can be a defense attorney with these 7 easy steps!
Are you interested in pursuing an exciting career as a high priced criminal defense attorney, but don’t have the time and money for law...


I love/fear you noble all-powerful prosecutor
Lesser known brother Zeus Stolle smiting defense attorneys. I am a defense attorney. My job is to fight like hell for my clients...even...

Hands up motherfu**er, this is a consensual encounter!
I used to have a ritual of reading the new Court of Appeals of Virginia (CAV) opinions every Tuesday afternoon in my office with a hot...


Lil' Tay FIGHTS Bhad Bhabie (How bow dah?)
Alright, if you clicked on this article you have a 99% chance of picking up a DUI at some point in your life. So go on and grab a...


Grimace's butt is protected speech under the First Amendment
Ronald and Wendy are in a committed relationship. One day Wendy is perusing Ronald’s phone when she comes upon something that shocks her....


I Don't Want a Public Defender, I Need a REAL Lawyer.
As attorneys in private practice, we’ve come to fully appreciate the powerful social stigma attached to public defenders. A fairly...


How can you defend "those people?" Why defense attorneys do what they do.
Atticus Finch is the fictional patron saint of defense attorneys. In a racist town, he had the courage to stand up for a black man at...
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